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A Year in MINIons- MINIon #1941
So over Memorial Day I drove out (for the first time) to the Air Force Museum at Wright-Pat. Understand that I I used to teach (actually founded) a school focused on aerospace education, I was raised by a man who not only loved aircraft but loved the military… I have seen every John Wayne war movie made (except the one he played Genghis Khan). I’ve been to airshows since I was a kid. Poor Sue had to deal with me geeking out looking at the aircraft on display and knowing what most of them were without looking at the signage… yes, another area of geekiness. My favorite- The Curtis P-40 flown by the “Flying Tigers.” But then again, seeing the kites flown in WWI just amazes me.
What I thought was funny was once WWII was over, I really wasn’t as much of a geek. I knew the major players in Korea, Vietnam, and beyond, but my passion was WWI and WWII when airplanes were in their infancy. I blame Charles Schultz.
A Year in MINIons- MINIon #1999
So here’s the pitch (as far as I can remember from when I was a child- no I did not look up details, I thought my own recollection would be more amusing) We’ve returned to the Moon, established a base there and have turned our nearest neighbor into a waste dump for all our atomic waste. Bad things happen the dump goes “Boom!” and the Moon is ripped from its orbit and sent hurtling at some ungodly speed away before we can rescue anyone on the base. So we have people, on the Moon exploring the galaxy as this rogue astronomical body moves through space. Think of Star Trek, without the ship or Han Solo heading towards a moon and Obi Wan saying “That’s no moon, it’s Moonbase Alpha!”
I was a fan of some other British shows while growing up and every time my grandparents would come to visit I would get them to buy me a Corgi die-cast toy of something from one of these shows. So I had Thunderbird 2, a SHADO Interceptor, and (of course) a Space: 1999 Eagle. One year I actually was lucky (spoiled) enough to get the ginormous, action figure scale Eagle. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, That’s OK, I’m not really talking to you or anyone, just basking in nostalgia. This MINIon came to mind after posting MINIon #0525 and receiving one comment about the prop in the right hand, which came from Space: 1999, so a little quick research on the standards of a Moonbase Alpha uniform, the color of the sleeve denoted what you did- kinda like Star Trek’s never beam down in a red shirt.
A Year in MINIons- MINIon #1810
A Year in MINIons- MINIon #0525
I am outraged, simply outraged at the number of people who don’t know the difference between two major holidays! On this May 25th, as pop culture loving Americans we need to make sure that everyone knows the difference between Towel Day, and Geek Pride Day. So here goes my meager attempt to enlighten you…
Towel Day is celebrated annually on the 25th of May as a tribute to the author Douglas Adams by his fans. On this day, fans carry a towel with them, as described in Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, to demonstrate their appreciation for the books and the author.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have “lost.” What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in “Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.” (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)
—Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
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Geek Pride Day on the otherhand, is celebrated each year on May 25th (the anniversary of the release of the first Star Wars film- entitled “Star Wars” before George Lucas started changing things around). It is a day in which everyone should embrace their geekiness, although there is an actual manifesto/code that goes along with Geek Pride Day, defining the rights and responsibilities of every Geek, while they don’t apply to everyone, it’s a good place to start.
Rights:
- The right to be even geekier.
- The right to not leave your house.
- The right to not like football or any other sport.
- The right to associate with other nerds.
- The right to have few friends (or none at all).
- The right to have as many geeky friends as you want.
- The right to be out of style.
- The right to be overweight and near-sighted.
- The right to show off your geekiness.
- The right to take over the world.
- Be a geek, no matter what.
- Try to be nerdier than anyone else.
- If there is a discussion about something geeky, you must give your opinion.
- To save and protect all geeky material.
- Do everything you can to show off geeky stuff as a “museum of geekiness.”
- Don’t be a generalized geek. You must specialize in something.
- Attend every nerdy movie on opening night and buy every geeky book before anyone else.
- Wait in line on every opening night. If you can go in costume or at least with a related T-shirt, all the better.
- Don’t waste your time on anything not related to geekdom.
- Try to take over the world!
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See?!? Completely different! I just wish more people understood the differences, maybe if I got enough people to post about this on Facebook it would become a thing, and everyone would be shamed into shaming everyone about their sad lack of knowledge… Then next year I could bring up “The Glorious 25th of May” and start it all over again 😉
A Year in MINIons- MINIon #0099
“Ladies & Gentlemen, Start your engines!” So the 99th running of the Indianapolis 500- the most famous “go fast turn left” race in the world is part of history.
There are times when I don’t like to admit it but I am a Hoosier, my family actually has been in Indiana pretty much since statehood. I was born here and those “impressionable years” lived here. I remember going to qualifications or practice at the Speedway as a kindergartener.
When I returned to Indiana to go to college the month of May was different than it is now. It seemed that on May 1st the state flag was taken down and every building flew a checkered flag. War? Murder? Terrorism? Those stories were minor compared to the day’s report from the track. Every night there was a special report that preempted whatever the network had planned. Over the years the emphasis on the race faded for a while, but the folks at the Motor Speedway have started to reclaim the month. With the Grand Prix of Indianapolis starting the month, the Mini- Marathon, and the 500 ending the month, Indy is back to being the racing capital of the world.
A little known fact for those who don’t live in Indianapolis, the race is not broadcast live on TV here. Residents have to wait until the evening to watch it. Why? Because you should be at the track watching it, and then you go home and see what you missed on TV. They talk about traditions, and for years the tradition was to listen to the race on the radio, while you mowed the lawn, or washed your car, or got the barbecue ready. Thanks to the Internet it has changed a bit. So how do I watch the 500? I listen to the play-by-play on the radio, and through the streaming in car cameras… SO I see the race through the cameras mounted on 4 different cars. Thanks go to a former student of mine whose brother works for one of the race teams. I didn’t need a secret password- but it was nice to know that it is possible, and pretty cool especially the pit stops. Not all drivers have streaming cameras, but enough to make it interesting. I even switched to one camera after a yellow was called, I was able to see the clean up crew cart the car away. After a couple sunburned race days, I’m thinking this way works best, although with my family history, I may need to try to show up in person for the centennial running.
Who was I watching? Dixon, Kanaan, Castroneves, and Andretti for most of the race, and Carpenter when the yellow flag came out at lap 118. I should have counted the number of laps Kanaan’s camera was focused on just him, and not his view… Who was I cheering for? @PippaMann She’s one of the great instructors at Miles Ahead, and a really nice person, it was nice to see her finish safely.
As for today’s MINIon- I actually drew and colored most of it this in the morning, but left the racing suit blank until I knew who had won.
A Year in MINIons- MINIon #1912
Happy beginning of Summer everyone! Remember to wait at least 30 minutes after eating before driving a MINI into a pool. It is also now legal to wear white shoes when you drive a MINI into a pool.
(Only trained professions on closed courses should attempt to wear white shoes while driving a MINI into a pool… our legal department recommended we put that down.)
A Year in MINIons- MINIon #1905
I used to go to movies all the time, I would sit back with a large popcorn, a large drink, and a box of Red Vine licorice and escape into another world. As I got older and more movies being available in other ways, and I started watching more of the classics. My actual theatre viewing has dwindled. I finally started doing the math and realized that to go out to a movie now costs as much as a nice dinner out, or a copy of that movie on DVD/Blu-Ray. Watching home is nice, but sometimes it is nice to head out and experience the community of movie watchers in a theatre. Unfortunately, as I tell my students, I like to see and hear a movie, sometimes that is difficult to have happen in public.
So what am I looking forward to see in a theatre? ummm… I know there’s a lot coming out this year, but if the story is good, I can watch it at home and don’t need the “Super IMAX 3-D” experience. So, I’m thinking, maybe, (because I’m a glutton for punishment) Star Wars Ep. VII. There are many others that look interesting in 2015- Tomorrowland, Ant-Man, Inside Out, Pixels, A LEGO Brickumentary, Fantastic Four, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., and Spectre… will I actually see them? I still haven’t seen Avengers- Age of Ultron.
A Year of MINIons- MINIon #1976
A Year of MINIons- MINIon #1991
I don’t know if it is nostalgia, or what, but one of my favorite comics (as I have said before) is Dave Steven’s “The Rocketeer” It was a world I have to chase down at the comic shop as the character bounced around through various publishers. Then Disney made the film version- and a film version can ruin a comic- this one didn’t.
One of my fondest memories is when Sue and I took my little brothers to see the film at the El Capitan theatre in Hollywood. Then again, one of my regrets is that I never bought a Rocketeer helmet when I was young and didn’t have as many obligations. “MINIon #1991 to the rescue!”
A Year in MINIons- MINIon #&*!
You know they say if you have an infinite number of monkeys in a room with an infinite number of typewriters they would end up with Romeo & Juliet 2: Zombies in Love…
Oh, for those who might be too young to understand- that printer with a keyboard next to MINIon #&*! is called a “typewriter.” It’s what they had before computers. I learned on one that didn’t even need electricity- No, it didn’t even have a battery! A strange magical device…