Cecil is watching everyone. He’s got files on everyone and at least 18 1/2 minutes of tape (that’s what they used to call mp3 files kids). Being vigilant, always watching… unless he’s eating a banana or playing a game, or eating a banana, or finding a geocache, or eating a banana or watching TV, or eating a banana, or sleeping, or eating a banana.
Oh, and I really don’t have anything against his holiness, it’s just he tends to end up on any list dealing with worldwide conspiracies, so why not Cecil’s?