Hated by many, loved by few… The infamous MINIon #4238. I really don’t know why I should even include this most despised and utterly vile creature in the same ranks as other MINIons honored here, for those other MINIons I apologize, but I must be thorough and include even #4238.
I would tell you his story, but then you would wonder about my character and how I even got to know such an utterly horrible person. Let’s just say I’ve been putting up with him for more years than I can remember and the tales I could tell. Terrible tales that could leave you sleepless for days… oh, the horror. Just thinking about MINIon #4238 makes me want to curl into a ball and sob. So before I go any further…