In brightest day, In blackest night… wait a second, but there could be creepy things in the dark. Do I at least get a flashlight? Yeah, right, sure, my ring will light up and let me see. Like I trust every alien handing out jewelry in the middle of the desert. This thing will probably turn my finger green. C’mon I didn’t fall of the banana truck yesterday- I jumped off! Because I swear there were tarantulas in those bananas and one was crawling up my leg! Fine, fine, does it at least come in other colors? What do you mean I really don’t want to go there? Did you say, “just another confusing meg-event that really did nothing but sell t-shirts”? I thought I was a pessimist when it came to corporate comics…
