“Even a monkey who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.”
When I was in high school I went to a lot of movies. It seemed like every Friday I’d head out to the theater… one of those films I remember seeing was An American Werewolf in London. Around this time I also worked at a t-shirt shop- the kind where you would go in, pick a design off the wall, and it would be imprinted on your shirt. You also could have sayings and stuff put on the shirt too. So here I am, a adolescent boy who has never had a girl friend and I make a shirt that says, “Lycanthropes make better lovers” I wore it around a lot, which didn’t help me to actually get a girl friend. Hey! Geeks gotta geek.