A word of advice: You should never party with a teddy bear… especially on your birthday, especially if your birthday happens to fall on Button Day. If you thought teddy bears were into those frilly “Tea Parties.” you would be sadly mistaken. They might have tea cups with imaginary liquid in them.. but that imaginary liquid has a kick. Then the world goes black with little pink polka dots as you hear W.C. Handy playing on on a scratchy phonograph. You wake up with a bad taste in your mouth and a headache the size of an elephant (African Elephant, not Indian Elephant). You hope that you don’t have buttons for eyes like in Coraline… or maybe if you had button the light wouldn’t be so bright, these are a few of the thoughts running through your aching head after you party with a teddy bear… or so I’ve heard from a friend…
